Laughter is very important in a relationship, in France a popular saying even goes “Femme qui rit, à moitié dans son lit” which you could translate to “Make a woman laugh and you’re halfway there”, so let’s take a look at 10 funny things to say to a girl to make her laugh over text.
10 funny things to say to a girl to make her laugh over text
You are wanted by the love police, for theft of my heart, the bail for your release has been set to 1,000 kisses.
I’m gonna give you fever, I’m gonna come over and pounce on you, penetrate you, you will shake, shiver and perspire… Sweetheart I have the flue, get ready to catch it too.
I never dared to ask but I want to do it with you… To feel your body close to mine, I want our hearts to beat faster and faster, I want to perspire with you… I want us both to be out of breath, to go all the way without a break. Wanna go for a run tonight my love?
I want to light you up with passion, caress you with my tongue and take you all in till I can’t breath anymore… But I forgot my pack of smokes at home… Have a good day sweetheart.
Hey, wanna get married and raise pandas in Asia with me?
I have to tell you a secret but only face to face, the FBI is filtering my messages, meet me tonight at our secret place.
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I accidentally left the restaurant without paying the bill… It’s aweful, I have become an outlaw, a bad boy… Think I should turn myself in to the cops?
Right now on the news, they’re saying they found a woman’s body and have described her as quite gorgeous. Mind reassuring me and letting me know you’re still alive?
Incredible, fatal beauty, essential wonder of the world, absolute perfection… But enough about me, how are you today sweetheart?
Hello, we have detected an abnormal level of use of the vibration mode on your phone, we remind you that you have a husband at your disposal to fulfill your desires. See you tonight, angel.
